when i was 6 years old i was being babysat by some girls down the street and they were talking about their friend who got pregnant and I was like “what’s pregnant” and they were like “it means fat” so when i got in the car with my dad to go home i was like “dad, i’m pregnant” and he hit he breaks and looked at me so mortified for about 5 minutes and then said “rin you’re fucking six years old” and then kept driving
when youre trying to get somewhere but the person in front of you is walking extremely slow
In which Barney is [not] Neil.
I actually love dogs more than most people tbh
no homo tho
why no homo?
the french word for dog is masculine and you can never be too safe
Men’s Rights Activists.
OH MY GOD THIS IS A PERFECT REPRESENTATION
I will never stop my assault on tumblr and feminism
You will never silence the voice of men, never.
You can not gain equality unless you give it.
Ps? Getting kicked in the testicles is scientifically more painful than giving birth. So you can fuck yourselves.
I will never give up until every tumblr feminist is gone, withering away in the dirt. The egalitarian master race sends their regards.
Feminism is outdated.
Guys look fresh men tears
a ravenclaw inventing a spell like “ive enchanted this quill so that one dip in an inkwell and it will be able to draw from that inkwell until its out! no redipping!” and their muggle born friend just
"a…pen.you literally just used magic to make a pen"
Happy Valentine’s Day.
The second drawing is inspired by freckledbuttchester’s text post [here].