e-seal:

dreamofhircine:

gorps:

happy easter from the united states :)

what is going on in America

The Faygo, The Sprite, And The Holy Pibb

asgarddropout:

what-grace-has-forgiveness:

girlsclothes:

what do people in their twentys do except go to the grocery store……….

sometimes we lie in bed paralyzed by the knowledge that life is neither meaningful nor enjoyable

and then we go get snacks

imhiskindofcrazy:

yourpetdog:

yourpetdog:

what if i ordered pizza in the middle of the hurricane.

they yelled at me.

hokuto-ju-no-ken:

quinzelade:

hokuto-ju-no-ken:

dredsina:

zooophagous:

paranoidgemsbok:

i hate when people are like UHM FRUIT ISNT ACTUALLY GOOD FOR YOU IT HAS A LOT OF SUGAR like shut the fuck up go eat your nutritionally complete meal powder you bought off a fucking kickstarter project okay let me enjoy a clementine 

God SAME.

It even goes beyond that, like if I ever eat a raw vegetable for my own health I always get shit like “yeah but the dressing is super bad for you so you canceled it out by eating ranch with it” or “carrots have tons of carbs they’re basically sugar”

And I’m just like for real? I can’t have a baby carrot with ranch? I can’t have some fucking grapes? If the only truly “”“pure”“” food I can eat is raw celery and a daily multivitamin I’d quite honestly and truly rather just be dead.

Just because something has a lot of calories or sugar doesn’t mean it’s bad for you. Veggies and fruits have a ton of vitamins and minerals and fiber and you NEED calories for like…your body to work. So who cares if you smother them in ranch. Just don’t dip a clementine in ranch

I’m gonna dip a clementine in ranch.

Why do you hate Jesus

Jesus is my homeboy but God has a lot to answer for and my rebellion will continue until he does so.

absolutely-langtastic:

odinsblog:

More than 8,000 people on Instagram watched Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez live stream herself putting together IKEA furniture, drinking wine and talking about the GOP and climate change.

feministism:

melonkollie:

today at work a toddler in a high chair patted me on the arm to get my attention, then when i crouched down and asked him what’s up, he pointed at the table full of chatty old ladies across the aisle and said “NOISE” and i have never in my life been more delighted by a guest complaint

gunsandfireandshit:

agentdalecooper:

insanitysqueen:

revolutionarykoolaid:

lollen96:

chesterpalm:

jvlianbashir:

my new favorite hobby is looking at fucked up easter lamb cakes.

those were supposed to be lambs?

I thought these were all misshapen dogs

These are only ever beaten by the terrible attempts at hedgehog cakes that I so often google to feel better about my baking ability.

cursed

WHY do they think TEETH will save it?

oh my fucking god that last one sent me into a fit

tristan-cornelius:

awww bby

enlargers:

hierarches:

flickerman:

@america​ explain

Viner: So this is ‘Kansas,’ but this is not ‘Ar-Kansas.’ [yelling] America, explain!

@captioned-vines

its a french interpretation of an algonquin word

ohmyshows:

“You see, these are the things that I deal with on a daily basis.”

sanpellegrino-s:

askinfresh:

teamnowalls:

this is literally how i dance

This went from “wow that’s pretty neat” to “WTF ITS ALIVE” real quick

she did that